It's the linkedin writing style, the idea is to make a bland anecdote with some ...

		mrbukkake 20 days ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: The unbearable joy of sitting alone in a café It's the linkedin writing style, the idea is to make a bland anecdote with some vapid "insights" sound interesting by making it all enthusiastic and breathless like a TED talk

It's called broetry.