I suspect you were being funny, but in case not: there are a variety of ways of contacting anyone with a GitLab account to open an issue on GP's behalf, it's also possible to open GL issues via their API, which I am about 90% certain one can drive with just a cookie. I'm also almost certain that any of the bazillions of RPA tools would enable running JS on someone else's computer, if morals or paranoia prevent contaminating the local machine with such Internet filth
I guess it is your turn to be funny. The funniest part is 'just a cookie'... come on... This is not "morals or paranoia", this is most of all about sanity and honesty.
